Can anybody

Figure out what he means here?

Hey ur profile seems to be really cryptic …I didn’t want to decorate something nd send it across so wud just say wanted to have a general conversation hope u don’t mind about dat…?

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11 thoughts on “Can anybody

  1. Translation:
    “I didn’t read all of your profile, so instead of responding to anything specific from it, I’m going to try and use vague words like ‘cryptic’ and ‘decorate’ and hope you think that’s complimentary and that I am being straightforward. And by “general conversation” I really mean drinks and a hook-up. I also think capitalization is overrated and don’t know what ellipsis is for.”

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  2. Hey, I’ve sent this message to every profile I’ve come across. No one has responded. I would really like to have sex, but I’ve heard that you shouldn’t come right out and ask for it. I hope you’re the kind of woman that wants to have sex too.

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  3. Hey ur profile seems to be really cryptic (Cryptic is a cool word I just saw in the dictionary and BYGOD I am gonna use it)

    …I didn’t want to decorate something (Because Christmas is over)

    nd send it across (Because Jesus died for our sins)

    so wud just say wanted to have a general conversation (Because what’s the fun in having a specific conversation?)

    hope u don’t mind about dat…(Dat is the name of my pet racoon)

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