One of the funnier emails I got was from this one guy who seemed like he just desperately wanted someone to contact him for something, ANYTHING!
Hi I am very much interested in your profile. I do not know if you believe in long distant relations. But if you can try then I can promise that you will not get embarrased. Are you on fb or whts app and would you mind connecting so that we can know each other well. If we do not match at all we can simply be in touch and live as friends. After all touch always matters. My Best Regards.( PS- Working as Country Head for a European MNC handling Asia Pacific) <name>./<designation>. <work address>. <phone number>. <fax number>. <email> <email> email>. <Skype ID>. <cell number> <cell number>.
What do you want from me dude? You want me to fax you my butt???